FB is dying.
FB, Frozen Beauty is dying. Almost on her death bed.
should have recognized the signs early on. Her wheezing and sneezing. Her constant freezing. And i thought she was down with cold or something. She is aligned along the window and it gets real cold. But then the visits got frequent. My compwala's. First it was every 6 months, then it was every couple o months, then we decided to get babe. More on history bout babe n FB's rivalry here. Well, even then FB held her own.
i guess the competition is too much for her these days. But then no one compares em these days. Its like owning children, two of em. No comparison. Each one is beautiful in her own right. But then with FB, im partial. Right from when babe was brought. After all, FB lives with me, in my own room, sharing my joy, my happiness, my days, my memories...everything.
*SIGH*
So i was talking bout her symptoms of illness. Being slow. Everyone attributed it to her old age. Like i said in da earlier post, she is SIX years old. Seven Running now. Then my tech savvy friends offered help and suggestions and tips on how to make her work faster and all. Did work for some days i admit. Then started the freezing phase. That is how FB came into being. The name. Till then babe wasnt in the picture. Then more freezing, more driver failures, more headaches, more phonecalls to the compwala....
Then babe happened. Then rest as they say is history.
Even then i was loyal to FB. I had made my decision, my choice. FB loyalty does count for sumthing. These days, its getting worse. Was getting worse rather. Alarm set in when one day when i turned her on and then did some work in word, loggd on to the net, realising some of the applications like the yahoo, wares, time n date stuff didnt load. Umm it wasnt as alarming really but more like a realisation to what was happening. Was kaam chalau. Wasnt so scary.
The day before, she started in Safe mode. Me thought, it was one of the normal recurring phenomenon. Didnt think much about it. Did what was the required process and then rebooted.
AGAIN SAFE MODE.
TRING TRING!!!!! Alarm ringing loud and clear.
Some intructions..
*not so calm anymore*
Read em in haste...maybe even followed em.
REBOOT
SAFE MODE
*panic*
try the rite clik and da properties, NOTHING...try the control panel shit. *so I DO KNOW about computers unlike purv...whos a techietard*
NOTHING
calls to Compwala, cell outta reach. *cussing...dissing*
REBOOT
log on to the net. frantically talking to all the so called tech guys *rolling eyes*
" mayb ur fan's bummed" "try rebooting again...press the F8 key all the while, select the first option when it comes" "did u try kicking her??" "me charging u 100 buck each word i utter"
*shrug* fate. screw em all. Doing stuff in 640 x sum resolution. 16 colour bit shit.
Yesterday finally got through the stupid compguy. He came over Ghar pe aaj.
Said the video driver "udd gaya hai"
*eyes widen*
"nahi nahi, it wont cost u anything"
like me gonna give u a single paise. BAH
Hes taken her to format her now.
Psst Psst: i dont think she is gonna survive the latest onslaught. Admitted have babe. But she aint like FB. If she dies, people, me mourning her death and gonna not blog for a week as a mark of my respect for her. And that folks... is sayin something.
should have recognized the signs early on. Her wheezing and sneezing. Her constant freezing. And i thought she was down with cold or something. She is aligned along the window and it gets real cold. But then the visits got frequent. My compwala's. First it was every 6 months, then it was every couple o months, then we decided to get babe. More on history bout babe n FB's rivalry here. Well, even then FB held her own.
i guess the competition is too much for her these days. But then no one compares em these days. Its like owning children, two of em. No comparison. Each one is beautiful in her own right. But then with FB, im partial. Right from when babe was brought. After all, FB lives with me, in my own room, sharing my joy, my happiness, my days, my memories...everything.
*SIGH*
So i was talking bout her symptoms of illness. Being slow. Everyone attributed it to her old age. Like i said in da earlier post, she is SIX years old. Seven Running now. Then my tech savvy friends offered help and suggestions and tips on how to make her work faster and all. Did work for some days i admit. Then started the freezing phase. That is how FB came into being. The name. Till then babe wasnt in the picture. Then more freezing, more driver failures, more headaches, more phonecalls to the compwala....
Then babe happened. Then rest as they say is history.
Even then i was loyal to FB. I had made my decision, my choice. FB loyalty does count for sumthing. These days, its getting worse. Was getting worse rather. Alarm set in when one day when i turned her on and then did some work in word, loggd on to the net, realising some of the applications like the yahoo, wares, time n date stuff didnt load. Umm it wasnt as alarming really but more like a realisation to what was happening. Was kaam chalau. Wasnt so scary.
The day before, she started in Safe mode. Me thought, it was one of the normal recurring phenomenon. Didnt think much about it. Did what was the required process and then rebooted.
AGAIN SAFE MODE.
TRING TRING!!!!! Alarm ringing loud and clear.
Some intructions..
*not so calm anymore*
Read em in haste...maybe even followed em.
REBOOT
SAFE MODE
*panic*
try the rite clik and da properties, NOTHING...try the control panel shit. *so I DO KNOW about computers unlike purv...whos a techietard*
NOTHING
calls to Compwala, cell outta reach. *cussing...dissing*
REBOOT
log on to the net. frantically talking to all the so called tech guys *rolling eyes*
" mayb ur fan's bummed" "try rebooting again...press the F8 key all the while, select the first option when it comes" "did u try kicking her??" "me charging u 100 buck each word i utter"
*shrug* fate. screw em all. Doing stuff in 640 x sum resolution. 16 colour bit shit.
Yesterday finally got through the stupid compguy. He came over Ghar pe aaj.
Said the video driver "udd gaya hai"
*eyes widen*
"nahi nahi, it wont cost u anything"
like me gonna give u a single paise. BAH
Hes taken her to format her now.
Psst Psst: i dont think she is gonna survive the latest onslaught. Admitted have babe. But she aint like FB. If she dies, people, me mourning her death and gonna not blog for a week as a mark of my respect for her. And that folks... is sayin something.

19 Comments:
At March 12, 2005 8:57 AM,
la devil said…
oye tu thik hai naa!?!
sathiyagayi hai totally!!
ya i think 1 week of no bloggin wil do u som gud :P
mil tu coll mein...
At March 12, 2005 1:11 PM,
divya said…
hey so how r u doing??and whats the status on frozen beauty....hope u dont have to mourn for her yet.......u take care da......luv,
divs
At March 12, 2005 10:37 PM,
The God Of Tall Things said…
Sorry to hurt your feelings, but ... FB is a machine!!! A complicated jumble of plastic, metal, circuits and wires! Stop treating it like a HUMAN BEING, coz IT IS NOT!!!
-Priyananda, the pragmatic.
At March 13, 2005 6:22 AM,
Elixir said…
Purv: yeah rite... :P
Divs: im doing good sweetheart.
no news frm compwala or FB yet.
At March 13, 2005 6:44 AM,
HRD Guy said…
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At March 13, 2005 6:46 AM,
HRD Whiz said…
This very blog epitomises the myriad neuronal connexions which one discovers or is lead into ceRebrating about once the Roman centurion Shipinus is found 'cntrl-g' on your computer's screen. I like it. FB has had a over dose of it.
At March 13, 2005 9:41 AM,
El Diabl020 said…
aaaaaahhh
Ok..
Welll.. time to bury her anyway..
You should see my babe..
Quite hideous in her beauty.. All old used organs.. transplanted.. Forced to work.. Held together my my sheer will power and motivation...
At March 13, 2005 10:35 AM,
The God Of Tall Things said…
Whats happening? Why are there so many repeats?
Someone please tell what Mr HRD Whiz AKA anonymous AKA HRD guy is trying to tell us mortals...
-Priyananda, who thinks apocalypse has already come and gone, people being to too stupid to even notice.
At March 14, 2005 12:04 AM,
Man with no Name said…
Since, U've got so many comments already, I dont think I have to leave a new one, eh? ;)
At March 14, 2005 6:25 AM,
erratica said…
U actually not not gonna blog for a week? y so many repeat comments? or is it something symbolic?
loved the earlier post, Thinking of u, it rocks
At March 14, 2005 10:09 AM,
Rakesh Pai said…
Um... out of curiosity...
Why does he want to format her if she has a video driver problem? Isn't that, like, really stoopid?
At March 14, 2005 8:00 PM,
The God Of Tall Things said…
Rakesh, I dont think Video Driver's her only problem ... Anyway she knows more about Auto Drivers than Video Drivers, so the compwaala is probably bullshitting her.
Shipra, Cheer up, kiddo. Blackmail your parents till they cough up enough dough, and then get a fundu comp ... then you, me and the Diablo fellow can play World Of Warcraft.
-Priyananda, who never fails to depress you.
At March 14, 2005 9:55 PM,
Phal said…
awww. but you said she's better now... well, Hector sends her get well soon kisses.
At March 14, 2005 10:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Get well, my Frozzennn Byoo tee, we will make byootiifool muzik si!
Hector, Phal's Computer.
XxXxxX
At March 15, 2005 12:05 AM,
The God Of Tall Things said…
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At March 15, 2005 12:05 AM,
The God Of Tall Things said…
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At March 16, 2005 5:17 AM,
Elixir said…
yeah she is all better now.
but my blog seems to b having problems now...??!!!????
At March 16, 2005 10:24 AM,
Geetanjali said…
Hehe - this mirroring of comments effect is afflicting all blogs not just yours! Tension not ma chere, A drop of Elixir won't follow FB! :-)
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