A Drop Of Elixir ..........

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Jinxed!!!!!

Im not superstitious.
Only scared of offending the angels.
Just yesterday was telling rohini that life finally is back on track. And that finally im content. And that things r sailing smooth. And its almost magical the way things have ironed out. To now being a smooth raw silk. *how cool is that!! RAW SILK!!! Pat pat on the back ships*

And now look what happened. *frown* life is back to being just the way I like it!!! Tangled in the very own wool I was knitting my sweater with. *nope not as good as RAW SILK. Raw silk was better*

Reminds me of my skooling days. When the worse thing that could happen was the Head Mistress’ signature on the skool calendar asking for a meet with the parents.
Just da change is, the signature thingy has changed to attendance problems and allied discomforts. Now is it my fault that I was born a nocturnal being. N no matter how insomniac I am, I still need a couple o hours o sleep, isn’t it?? Now am I to be blamed if sleep fairy dusts her magic powder at the unearthly hours of the morning. *pouting* And they are cutting internal assessment marks on that. *double pouting*

And then comes tests. Silly really!!! How do professors expect students to study regularly??!!?? *shudders* now I have a test FULL PORTION on marketing. Man I tell you, people who will become teachers can be spotted early in life. They r regular with their studies. How else do one explain such insensitivity of the professors?? No amount of pleading, begging, groveling helped. He (the prof) jus postponed it by 4 days. 4 DAYS??!!! He has no heart in his chest nor blood in his eyes!!! (translation of: aakhon mein khoon nahi or sum shit like that)

And then comes music. Divine, no doubt bout it. But my voice isn’t. at least not 24*7. And who will explain that to my music teacher??
She doesn’t eat ice creams, doesn’t drink fizzy drinks like it is elixir. doesn’t scream to get people to stop talking so that she can talk. She doesn’t scream, howl, cry till her voice turns hoarse. Sing in a soprano voice jus to piss off her friends!! Yakk her way 2 Armageddon. BAH she has no life!!! yeah!! That’s it!!!!! *enlightment* Her sole aim in life is to make people sing. SING AND PLAY HARMONIUM TILL U’VE DROPPED DEAD!!!
No wonder she makes me drink concoctions of lukewarm water and salt and sugar says it cures bad throat. *gagging* but I like my hoarse voice. I think it sounds sexy *batting eye lashes and blushing*
Ahem she is a real sweet lady but me going wid da flow here. And bitching bout all n sundry. (`so please God, don’t turn my voice into like that of a frogs I have enough problems no thankz to me!!)

Love life or or the absence of it. 20 bloody years of existence and what do I have to show?? Phone book full of numbers of classmates, mates of classmates, people met on the way, chat pals their pals, mom’s friends, their kids, veterinary’s number, class teachers numbers. Class representative’s three numbers. DA PIG doesn’t even give attendance and eats up space on the cell phones memory.
So the phone book is a real handy device. Ive become directory service to my best friend. How convenient. And how inconvenient that his friends are all losers!! Of the first order!!!!

Sister troubles. How many times do I tell her that we share things and that when we fight... we only temporarily segregate our things n then again pool them bak 2gether when we r bak 2 being sisters. What is the point of having a sister, when u cant use her bag when it matches with your outfit?? Doesn’t help any with her being da younger one and more mature...*psst psst: just people’s perception. Whatever makes them think that!!! Wink*

Maa is a different ball game altogether. She reinstates she wants to take horoscope to manglore on her latest visit to our ancestral house. Says, the purohit there can read things real well. My future. Yeah yeah, I precisely know what future she talking bout. All that cousin’s wedding and preparations has swept her away. Im jus 20!!! *bawling*

And friends are no consolation. NOSIR!!! I told purva all this and pat comes the reply.
“write a blog post on it. I have my comment ready already”

So here is to every soul who is hell bent on crushing the never-say-die spirit of a gurl who just wants to live...tangle free and jinx free. *wink*

18 Comments:

  • At March 22, 2005 11:45 AM, Blogger Sleeping child said…

    Thought of helping my poor "little" friend and the root cause of all the problems seems to be your living in the US time zone. Not one but now you have 3 solutions:
    1. Follow the Indian timings
    2. Move to US
    3. Keep cursing God for making you an insomniac.

     
  • At March 22, 2005 7:41 PM, Blogger The God Of Tall Things said…

    You know the funny part,sis? We all crib when we are in college about lack of freedom, tyranny by lects etc etc but once you come out of college, you kinds miss all that...All the worries we had in college like exams and assignments seems frivolous compared to the "real" worries of life.

    Sincere advice from a guy who's been through all this: Enjoy college life while you can. Dont let petty things like exams and grouchy teachers spoil the last few days of freedom.

    And where the heck is Purva with her "comment ready already”?!

     
  • At March 22, 2005 9:56 PM, Blogger rapunzel said…

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  • At March 22, 2005 9:57 PM, Blogger rapunzel said…

    forget the gyaan i meant to write. cant blame meself tho...hmpf! well dont believe the God of Tall Things. College maybe fun (mine was a jail 4 delinquent women so mine dont count)Outside college is a lot lot lot lot lot more fun than college can ever pretend to be. the only time u'll feel college is fun is when you have to start spending for 'em lil tadpoles taht u'll have one day after u've kissed the frog prince n hes turned back into a frog. before that, ha!!!!all that munny and only u to spend it all on!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmm.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

     
  • At March 23, 2005 3:35 AM, Blogger Grafxgurl said…

    ahhhhh ........enjoy it while it lasts gurl......thats all i can say.. id gve anything to be back in varsity.. AWESOME experience..
    some good and some bad.. but all in all.. once you leave you feel like a babe lost in the woods.. and keep wanting to go back!!trust me.. this world is really ONE big BAG of a place....dont be in a hurry to get into it ..

     
  • At March 23, 2005 6:04 AM, Blogger la devil said…

    ship
    1) u r not nocturnal. its jus dat ur net is free aft 11 p.m.
    2) u r not insomniac...u sleep the whole aftnn n evening. its da time zone prob.
    3) so if u stay awake al nite. may i knw wat is dat u do that is more important than attending lectures??? esp. when u r in da final yr!
    4) ah i luv this da most :) dats y i took up finance. It is bliss. no test. no xtra lecs at inapproriate time.
    5) first of all u knw hw gud ur voice is rt. so if ur teacher goes outa da way to make ur singing bearable, this is the gurudakshina u giv her??!! so much for humanity!!
    6) ur love life- i wana coment. but i resist. for my safety is more dear to me!
    7) corect me if i'm wrong but i think ur sister has only 2 bags while u got ...i lost count!
    8) ur ma n the horoscope - wel no coment, i think it'l be wiser if ur future hubby (whoever he is) shows his kundali to the purohit n ask him if derz neway he cud change his stars before the doomsday.
    9) wel my long awaited coment - long enuf :)
    10) u not jinxd gues who is :P

     
  • At March 23, 2005 10:27 AM, Anonymous divya said…

    all i can say is that i could have written the same post.......and meant every word of it.......the sleepless,the one with atendence n internal issues with professors,the one with a wonderful younger sis,the one with a father wanting to have the horoscope read yet again,the one with zilch love life(maybe thats not ur case!!exactly),the one.....me, divs.luv.
    p.s. loved purv's comment gonna visit here now!!!

     
  • At March 24, 2005 12:21 AM, Blogger manuscrypts said…

    a hoarse voice could help during poost - horoscope events.. esp if u volunteer to sing...;)

     
  • At March 24, 2005 3:20 AM, Blogger erratica said…

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  • At March 24, 2005 3:21 AM, Blogger erratica said…

    horoscope for u but horrorscope for....? wish u all the luck with ur love life or the lack of it. dont worry i empathise with u ;(
    and about being jinxed we share sum common things... love life, purv ;),bad voice...the list goes on. happy world jinxd life

    P.S. xams on so all comments r to be filterd ;)

     
  • At March 24, 2005 5:12 AM, Blogger Elixir said…

    Sleeping Child: yeah i kno precisely wat ur "thoughts" were of helping. u jus come down to India...time zone et al!!!

    GoTT: :O anan turned serious??!!!
    man shuldnt i tell all n sundry :-P

     
  • At March 24, 2005 5:47 AM, Blogger Elixir said…

    Rapunzel: hehe yeah!!! *sigh* i deffy looking fwd to both da real world and my very own utopia

    Grafxgurl: aah...u and anan, im jus bitching bout da sorry state o my existance...lol n bout da real world thingy...im eager but not restless.

     
  • At March 24, 2005 6:04 AM, Blogger Elixir said…

    Purv:
    rotflmao. 1)it jus aint da net and u kno it
    2) u always had problems wid da timing. u always get em rong.so u callin at frigging 6 in da evening...
    3)more often than not, when i volunteer info bout my nocturnal journeys u feign disinterest and when i stop u wanna kno more...so make up ur mind
    4)no comments on da finance part u math freak
    5)wtf!!! y am i doing things like u??!!!!??? *shudders*

    and lady!!! da nxt time u post such comments...remember da mail u recieved and hw freaked out u were, or should i say FRIGGING freaked out?? :P:P my pound of flesh n i shall have it!!!

     
  • At March 24, 2005 6:14 AM, Blogger Elixir said…

    divs:she is a mean li'l witch!!!

    Manuscrypts: yep ill remembr that!!

    Erratica: babe...common things :no love life, purv but BAD VOICE??!!!??? hmm...we should meet up again. real soon, a movie or sumthing wat say?? n take purv along and make her sit beech mein and scream her ears drums off!!! wat say?? ill sing raag deepak n u sing some kishore kumar song!!! *MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

     
  • At March 24, 2005 7:04 AM, Blogger la devil said…

    erratica: hehe ship don hav a bad voice. her singin teachrs efforts r payin off for som weird illogical reasons. so voice quality is not somthin u share wid her :P

    elixir: ya rt i'l sit beech mein n u both scream....but doubt if it'l work....coz m DEAF!! n u knw i can switch off :P :P

     
  • At March 28, 2005 4:52 AM, Blogger . : A : . said…

    Ah, it all seems so far away!

    ;-)

     
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